Zucchini Festival Psychic

Last weekend was Hayward’s annual Zucchini Festival at Kennedy Park.  Residents and visitors alike pay their admission fee and then wander around looking at booths, eating zucchini, and drinking beer.  One of the booths there was Madame Davis, who offered tarot card or palm readings for $10.  I wanted one of each, but only had $10 left so I chose a palm reading.

Madame Davis herself didn’t do my reading.  Instead my palms were read by a young, soft spoken lady.  It was a bit weird – she spent a lot of time staring at my hands before opening her mouth.  Some of the things she said were eerily specific.  If you know me, you know which ones they are:

  1. You come from good parents.  Your mother loves you a lot, even if she doesn’t always remember
  2. Don’t ask your brother or sister for anything; they will never help you
  3. Your lifeline is strong; you will have a long life
  4. You are hot tempered.  You have quick flashes of anger, but you are very good at pretending you’re not mad.  It goes away quickly and you forgive easily.
  5. You don’t expect a lot from other people.  You just want them to be good and do what needs to be done.
  6. You don’t ask for help very often. Experience has taught you that people won’t help you.
  7. In 3 months you will take a trip over the mountains.  In 1 year you will take a trip over the water.
  8. You sometimes doubt the love of the man in your life.  Don’t paint him with your father’s brush.  He loves you very much and will do anything for you.
  9. I don’t see you having children.
  10. By the end of the year you will move into your own home.
  11. Within 1 year, you will have a job change.  It will be good.  You will get a promotion.
  12. Within 1 year, good news will come in the mail.
  13. Family from far away will visit you soon.
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